While getting my son dressed in his room my daughter went into our bathroom and decided to play in the toilet, so I washed her hands. Then we came downstairs and found her hands in the dog's water bowl, so I washed her hands. Then after my son went potty and I was washing his hands she snuck in and stuck her hands in his potty, so I washed her hands. While I was washing her hands he decided to unroll the toilet paper roll, while I was rolling the toilet paper back onto the roll, she decided to stick her hand back in his potty again! So, I kicked my son out of the bathroom, closed the door, and washed my daughters hands again!
Then, I sat down and enjoyed my Pepsi. I think I deserved it after that don't you?